Over the past week or so, Bubba Watson has been bringing Christmas cheer to all of his Twitter followers. In addition to creating catchy rap jingles, he shares a new #Bubbaclaus contest everyday, asking his ‘Tweeps’ to share things such as the candle they’d invent for Christmas and their favorite joke for the holidays.
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The winner of the ‘best joke’ contest took home some sweet goods from the Ryder Cup, as well as Oakley and PING gear.
Congrats @stevesloboda! You won Ryder cup shirt, vest, polo, hat, plus @kentwool @PingTour and @OakleySports gear! pic.twitter.com/90ndzDhgB8
— bubba watson (@bubbawatson) December 18, 2014
Here’s the winning joke, just try not to laugh too hard.
It’s a good one… RT “@stevesloboda: What do u call a birdie putt on Christmas? A partridge on a par 3! #Bubbaclaus pic.twitter.com/nU9xDHN9fF”
— bubba watson (@bubbawatson) December 18, 2014
As you’d assume, Watson received numerous submissions from his massive list of 1.2 million followers. Some were good, others were … not.
If you’re interested to know some of the other jokes, we’re here to help. Enjoy.
@bubbawatson what is green, white and red all over? A sun-burnt Bubbaclaus on Sunday at Augusta. #Bubbaclaus
— Pat Greissing (@pgreissing) December 17, 2014
@bubbawatson What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? CLAUStrophobic! #bubbaclaus
— Craig Arnzen (@craigarnzen) December 17, 2014
@bubbawatson how much did santa’s sleigh cost? Nothing, it was on the house.
— Andrew Dahlheim (@andrewdahlheim) December 17, 2014
@bubbawatson why don’t you have Santa cook for you?? Because you don’t want Claus contamination!
— Lee Lucier (@1cheflee) December 17, 2014
@bubbawatson Who delivers presents to baby sharks on Christmas? Santa Jaws. #Bubbaclaus
— Scott Aughtry (@blindgolfer02) December 17, 2014
@bubbawatson Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low ELF esteem. #Bubbaclaus
— John Newbold (@Hurricane_John) December 17, 2014
@bubbawatson #Bubbaclaus what do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper!
— deak brown (@deakbrown) December 17, 2014
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