Joke Of The Day
Dick brings a friend to play golf with two of his regular golf buddies. His buddies ask him if his new friend can play golf and Dick replies, “He’s very good”
The new guy hits his first tee shot into the woods, so his buddies look at Dick and say, “You said your friend was a good golfer!”
Dick says, “Just watch him play.”
They see the ball fly out of the trees onto the green where the new guy takes two putts and makes an easy par.
On the second hole, a par-3, he hits the ball into the lake. The two buddies look at Dick again and say “You said this guy was good?”
Dick replies, “Just watch, he’s a great player.”
The new guy walks right into the lake after his ball. Three minutes pass and there’s no sign of him. Suddenly, an outstretched hand comes out of the water and Dick’s buddies tell him to dive in to save his drowning friend.
Dick replies “You don’t understand, that just means he wants a 5-iron.”
The Breaking Point
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Golf Terminology
The Jose Maria – After the great Spanish golfer. When you hit one into the woods that’s not coming back, use Jose Maria’s last name with the Spanish pronunciation — “I loth a ball.”
