An old guy in his Volvo is driving home after playing a terrible round of golf. The man is incensed and completely immersed in what went wrong with his round that he’s driving home simply out of habit with little regard for street signs, other drivers or pedestrians.
In the midst of going over his round over and over in his mind, his phone rings and his wife is on the line. The man clicks the speaker on his phone so as to not disturb his driving.
“Honey,” the golfer’s wife says in a worried voice, “be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway.”
“It’s worse than that,” the golfer says. “There are hundreds of them!”
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