On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Roy stood on the first tee at Elmbridge Golf Club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding dress came running up to him, crying.
She slaps him in the face, turns and runs away.
Roy turns to his playing partner and says calmly, “I don’t know what her problem is. I distinctly told her, ‘only if it rained.'”
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