Joke Of The Day
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”
The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”
The husband says, “I haven’t.”
“Beautifully back on plane…”
Swing Thoughts
“Everybody has two swings: a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So, it wouldn’t do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing.” -Ed Furgol
