Joke Of The Day
The old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat.
The chief or surgery noticed the old golfer and went to reassure him.
“It won’t be long now,” she said. “You’re a relative?”
“No, no,” he said. “It’s my ball.”
Who Wore It Better?
Swing Thoughts
“Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag and squinty eyes.” -Dave Marr
